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- Deviant since Aug 31, 2007, 3:35 PM
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a short storyman gets on a bus and sees a pretty young nun. Hea short story
sits down next to her, and pleads with her: 'You are so attractive
and I must have s*x with you.'
'No,' she replies, 'I'm married to God.' She stands
up, and gets off at the next stop. The man is devastated. The bus driver,
who overheard,turns to the man and says:
'I can tell you how to get to make love with
her!'
'Yeah?', says the man. 'Yeah!' say the bus driver.
'She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at
midnight to pray. Soall you have to do is dress up in
a robe with a hood, put some of
in General Non-Fiction on 6/13/08
The Saddest Love StoryOne night a guy & a girl wereThe Saddest Love Story
driving home from the movies.
The boy sensed there was
something wrong because of the painful
silence they shared between them
that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over
because she wanted to talk. She told him that her
feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he
slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note.
At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down
that very same street. He swerved
right into the drivers seat, killing the boy.
Miraculously, the g
in General Non-Fiction on 4/14/08
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- Emaillilk_sexy@hotmail.com
- Current Age: 18
- Current Residence: none of your business
- Interests: art and boys
- Favourite movie: inuyasha,scary,funny,action
- Favourite band or musician: cherish
- Favourite genre of music: rock,love
- Favourite artist: reengirl
- Wallpaper of choice: sesshomaru top less
- Skin of choice: mixed
- Favourite game: vice vity
- Favourite cartoon character: sesshomaru byakuya inuyasha pls
- Personal Quote: damn
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"Plug In! RockManEXE, Transmi--ooooh a quarter!"
Rockman:" OH, COME ON!!!!!!!"
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"I can't wait for the day science invents a computer peripheral that will allow me to kick you in the balls over the internet" ◕ ◡ ◕ ~himiko
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Treat others the way you want to be treated
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My other account is 11th-division. Here's the link --> [link]
I am Jyuushiro Ukitake in the Bleach--Society crew.
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I'm Valon on Charizardag's DA Yugioh Crew!I'm Bastion and Dark Witch on dA's YuGiOh! Duelist crew!
Faith in Humanity points 329
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¡Cree en ti mismo! ¡No creas en ti quien cree en mi, no creas en mi quien cree en ti! ¡Cree en ti mismo!
Believe in yourself. Believe in you, who believe in yourself!
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Life's a bitch..slap it
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Proud Yu-Gi-Oh! Tard. What. Got a problem?
Undying love for TOUHOU <3<3
It is very appreciated. =3
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My SPINE!!!!
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My SPINE!!!!
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I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. ^_^
My BFFL: [link]
"Imagination is the mind’s getaway from the world. "
Grow up, some people have real problems.
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"For the night has been unkind." ~"Answer" by Sarah McLachlan
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And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
Nonono. I will not be having an underage, horny art thief watching me.
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Did you draw ANYTHING in your gallery? *reports for art theft, being underage and having porn, and posting porn on DA*
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